unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via lindsaylohoean)

harmalade:

harmalade:

newt safe for work

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Tumblr Code.

perchu:

dragon-ass:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is 
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always reblog tumblr identification

No stop changing it!

Its “hey I like your shoe laces!”
And the response is “thanks I stole them from the President!”

no its
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(Source: aru, via safety-officer-barto)

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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celestial-sexhair:

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

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the gif though

(Source: guccigoggles, via deadfrenchboys)

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear, via lindsaylohoean)

mekansm:

my life changed when I found out what soulja boy was actually talking about

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I was singing along to that when I was 12

(Source: dreyar, via deadfrenchboys)

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